Aww, I think God doesn't like the poor Oliver kid. You know, he had to go camping a little while ago, and I can tell you from experience that camping totally sucks, because there's like, giant grasshoppers that hang out in your clothes and stuff. And bears. And then WHILE he was gone, retard spider-eater Dennis lit his drawings on fire, and then as soon as he comes back, he has to leave. Though it's just for a month, and to be with his family. That doesn't sound all that bad to me, although it is really crappy that he has to leave the very next day after he got back.
The month's gonna go fast though. I mean, 30 days, 720 hours, 2592000 seconds, I love the calculator application on here, and that's not that long! He'll have fun back home, away from the cameras and the asshole, and when he comes back, everything'll be just like when he left! Only maybe better, because breaks are nice! I'm going to go make a smoothie!!!
Lucy Sullivan @ 11:37 AM
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Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, that I wasn't ready for. Fan Week had gone really well up until last night, you know? I paid that cute waiter to put a big spider in Dennis's food and totally pulled that off, and I got to go film Dimitri and his fan Tink at the zoo with the cute monkeys and the baby wolf noses, and it was all going great until last night, and I'm still not completely sure what happened, but I know someone died, and that's never good, unless it is, and they rushed us all outside and it was really scary and naturally, after that happened, I couldn't exactly go to a Harry Potter party so I missed that, and I don't even think they've caught the murderer yet! There's still a killer on the loose, and he could be in my closet right now, which is why I'm glad I always keep a spear in my room.
I'm not liking this weekend.
Lucy Sullivan @ 11:46 AM
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Wow! So that sort of new show, the one with the pretty guys! I'm like, ON THE SET! And even though things have been totally crazy since yesterday, it is soooo awesome. See, I get to do the camera stuff now, because I guess the girl that did it before... left or something? I don't know how she could have wanted to leave though! I mean...!
So yeah, I am like, so thrilled to get this job. I had to call Bridget, you know, because this is totally thanks to her! If I hadn't recorded her doing her little fashion runway thingy back in 6th grade, I never would have gotten all camera-y! Would you believe she'd never WATCHED Bent?! Well, of course, I told her she HAD to now, because now she can look at the spiffy camera angles I'm getting and say, "Wow, I went to school with the girl that's getting all those spiffy camera angles!" Unless the other camera girl's filming the part in question, in which case that wouldn't work.
She's really cool! The other camera girl, I mean, Camden. (Isn't that the funniest thing?! Cam! It's like she was DESTINED for camera stuff, you know? That's so awesome!!! Like that kid in the comics whose first name is Doctor! Or Arthur. If you name your kid Arthur, you are totally ensuring that he will grow up to be a nerd. I mean, have you seen that guy? What is he, an aardvark? He looks like a young moose child.) She was really nice when she was giving me a tour of the house and everything yesterday.
God, yesterday! It was so insane. Like, all the ex-boyfriend guys came over and stuff, except Dennis's guy... wasn't or something, because he was all offended and whatever. And they got all violent and stuff! It was pretty scary, but I think I did some good camera work there, yes I do! But stupid Dennis! I mean, he's like, an asshole on the show, you know, but I thought that was just... for the show, and he probably wasn't that mean. But like, I was trying really hard to get everything on film, and so I asked him if he could please wait a minute before he resumed his argument with his semi-ex-boyfriend, and he didn't, and he was really rude to me! God! He's gonna get his.
Anyway, yeah, it was like... whoa. Things were getting really really out of hand after a while, so Cam called this MBC guy and he came with these huge bouncer type guys, who were as big as elephants, only smaller, and not gray or wrinkly, 'cause they were pretty young. And the guy that brought them was like, a dorky secret agent man or something. Wow.
Really glad that's.. basically settled now! It's not that crazy around here all the time, right? I'm okay, though! A first day like that might have been overwhelming for your average cameraperson, but dammit, I have the strength and energy of 14 wombats, and they're not gonna shoot me down that easily! Since wombats... obviously fly.
Lucy Sullivan @ 6:26 PM
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