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Friday, July 04, 2003
Fuck.... - posted at 11:51 PM by Dennis Hah, so last weekend Sasha, Oliver and Mark were camping, trying to make Oliver into a man. Obviously he's still a pussy loser, but there was some interesting times while they were gone! First of all.... WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE ME AND DIMITRI ALONE TOGETHER?! THE BASTARDS! Okay, so... Dimitri left one the ferret's cages open, and Maddox (being a good little cuddly cat) didn't eat the damn thing, but since the damn ferret has been locked up his whole life, he RAN for his life. I give kudos to that little rat for running, but Dimitri thought it was a stupid idea and blamed Maddox for eating the damn thing. Well I got pissed that he accused my little furry guy, so I set one of Oliver's art book things on fire. Well Dimitri flipped out and grabbed a nearby...thing (which turned out to be Mark's expensive sweater) and put out the fire, and ruined the thing. Well that was great! So on Sunday the guys came back, and Vince was there waiting for them with us...trying to....calm us down about the death, fire, and ruined sweater. Well...Vince hates cats it seems, so we wound up having calm HIM down. Loser. Great news! Oliver LEFT! HAHAHAHAHHA! That's right! No more Oliver. No more crying, no more whining, no more....OLIVER! Dimitri is sad, and I just couldn't be more happy. Hah! What a great week! I think I'll go hit up 7-11! Ah... I love life. - posted at 5:40 PM by Dennis Saturday, June 21, 2003 Whoa. Stuff totally happened! This stuff ranges from a bald dog, to some dead kid. This week was great! I'll start with the dead kid, because it was, don't tell anyone, a bit freaky. We were at the club, and it was just us... the fans and the morons I live with. So we were all there and stuff and Mark was like...molesting me, and that wasn't very......settling. And Jesus, TINK, Dimitri's fan, was ANNOYING AS HELL! She's a big ditz, and I thought it was ironic that Dimitri had a stupid fan...considering he has a stupid boyfriend. He surrounds himself with idiots. Okay yeah, that really wasn't the most important part of the night, obviously. Okay so we were having a good time and like GUN! I have no idea how else to discribe that.... We all like jumped up and Oliver of course freaked out to NO END. Okay yeah, we were there for a LONG time before they let us leave. Totally sucked, man. Totally.....sucked......man. Totally. Sucked. I bought a trench coat, on a completely random note.... Not about totally sucking or anything, and definitely not about biting. Hah, yeah. Man, Friday was scary, wasn't it? Who the fuck am I talking to. Bite me! ...Hah, bite....... SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES! Uh, oh! Blaise. He was my fan, guy. He was pretty good, considering what I could have winded up with.... Jesus, I would have killed myself if my fan was like Tink. In fact... I need to vomit. Okay, so Blaise is great. He made fun of people at Burger King and we talked about how Oliver sucked ass and we even shaved Shin together! Oh! Speaking of Oliver, he tried to stand up to me.... Hah! That blew up in his face, almost literally. Hah.... Hah. Yeah he won't be trying that again. Neither will I though. Dimitri punches like a bastard....well....he is a damn bastard, but whatever. Mark took care of me first! Ha! I wouldn't mind if Blaise came back for a visit. We seemed to relate well, and come on. It's not like I have many fans anyway. I'm either the most popular guy on the show or the least liked. Like that Simon guy on the show about....dancing? I don't even know. America Fido or something. - posted at 10:55 PM by Dennis Friday, June 13, 2003 Self-Lovin' 50% Shamelessness 71.4% Sex Drive 68.4% Straightness 100% Gayness 30.4% Fucking Sick 94.7% Another test. Seems I'm 70.84% pure. Ma would be proud. Take this one, man. - posted at 10:04 PM by Dennis Tuesday, June 10, 2003 Repenting Believers: Very Low Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low Lustful: Very High Gluttonous: Moderate Prodigal and Avaricious: High Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High Heretics: Very High Violent: Extreme Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Extreme Treacherous: High Who's Satan, baby?! Hah, I'm awesome. Take this one! - posted at 10:39 PM by Dennis I took a test about me, you guys. Look what I am! I'm all... NORMAL! HA! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M AWESOME!! Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Take it... - posted at 10:03 PM by Dennis Monday, June 09, 2003 http://www.cannibalism.org.uk/forum/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=5&TopicID=38&PagePosition=1&ThreadPage=1 Being awesome since 1982 - posted at 7:58 AM by Dennis Sunday, June 08, 2003 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I HATE MY LIFE! Last night was the fucking worst day....night ever. Seems the show or something arranged for FUCKING ASSHOLE JESUS CHRIST the exes/lovers to come to the set to....uhh....piss us off? I was just in the house, meeting the perky new camera chick, when BITCH SHIT DAMN Cole comes in the front door..... Well DUH, I was fucking happy as a fucking school girl when I ran over to his ass and hugged him and greeted him and basically was on CLOUD FUCKING 12! Then all the other moron's boyfriend guys barged in and some of them fought and shit........... but who cares? Cole is getting married to THAT BITCH, Janice. SHE'S SUCH A WHORE AND HE'S SUCH A DICKHEAD! After a while Cole came to the realization that everyone who came today were, in fact, lovers and exes.... God, he was PISSED. He stormed out of the house and I followed of course and he yelled at me for what seemed like hours, of course it was only minutes but God... I was nearly in tears.... No I wasn't. I never cry. I'm FUCKING AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT! In a little while Vince arrived with some thugs and they shoved all the guys in a van and I ran inside and ran in my room and....here we are. Hold on.... there are thugs at my door. Fucking morons. I hate them all. They all have no idea what tonight meant to me. I mean I LOVED and WORSHIPED Cole. The sad part is that he ALWAYS treats me like this. I don't think he ever said he liked me as a friend, when he was sober. I need to get my mind off of this.... I guess I'll get up to date at what's happened so far in my life full of wonderful BULLSHIT. Mark, that guy I went on that date with, has this smoking "problem" and everyone wants him to quit. Well if the boy wants to smoke, let the boy smoke. I brought him to 7-11...hah...7-11.... sorry. Anyway, I had to buy him cigarettes and we've bonded. He's pretty sane, I mean, I like him more than anyone else in the house. Well, actually I can't say that any more. I mean, I have a cat. He isn't Crapper quality, but he's pretty awesome. He attacks and shit and his name is Maddox, named after the guy whose link is on my page over there on the right... Yeah, you see it. Go click it dipshit. Anyway, Mark thought this cat should go to the vet, and we brought it there during the week and DAMN FUCK ASS BITCH! I HATE YOU COLE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! he's fine. I mean, he's still insane, and attacks people, and gets hair all over Dimitri's car (I'm so proud of him) but he's healthy, and that's all that matters. We also had some BBQ thing, which sucked. Oliver almost drowned. ALMOST. That's what sucked.... Whatever, I hate my life. I think I'm going to go to 7-11...... I can't believe the shit I go through - posted at 5:09 PM by Dennis Monday, May 26, 2003 Last night was pretty awesome. Except Ruty's mom is such a whore. She was coming on to me the whole time and....I'm gay. Ruty didn't know either, this family is pretty screwed up. I mean Vince is so obviously gay, and his mom is a whore, that other guy was like totally cheating on his mom, and this kid is a little version of me. That's hella screwed up. I had a good time though. We ate food, played games, fought, got mayo everywhere. I think we'll do this again sometime. - posted at 5:01 PM by Dennis |
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