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Friday, July 04, 2003
Fuck.... - posted at 11:51 PM by Dennis Hah, so last weekend Sasha, Oliver and Mark were camping, trying to make Oliver into a man. Obviously he's still a pussy loser, but there was some interesting times while they were gone! First of all.... WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE ME AND DIMITRI ALONE TOGETHER?! THE BASTARDS! Okay, so... Dimitri left one the ferret's cages open, and Maddox (being a good little cuddly cat) didn't eat the damn thing, but since the damn ferret has been locked up his whole life, he RAN for his life. I give kudos to that little rat for running, but Dimitri thought it was a stupid idea and blamed Maddox for eating the damn thing. Well I got pissed that he accused my little furry guy, so I set one of Oliver's art book things on fire. Well Dimitri flipped out and grabbed a nearby...thing (which turned out to be Mark's expensive sweater) and put out the fire, and ruined the thing. Well that was great! So on Sunday the guys came back, and Vince was there waiting for them with us...trying to....calm us down about the death, fire, and ruined sweater. Well...Vince hates cats it seems, so we wound up having calm HIM down. Loser. Great news! Oliver LEFT! HAHAHAHAHHA! That's right! No more Oliver. No more crying, no more whining, no more....OLIVER! Dimitri is sad, and I just couldn't be more happy. Hah! What a great week! I think I'll go hit up 7-11! Ah... I love life. - posted at 5:40 PM by Dennis |
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